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How to make Piñata cookies!

nada-interessante

saucefactory

I JUST FOUND OUT MY EYEBALLS HAVE TASTEBUDS, TOO

HOLY SHIT

cloudfreed

me [hitting these tiny and carefully made confections with a full size bat]: GIVE ME THE CANDY

cannibalcoalition

“Oh I love roses! I try growing them myself, but they never get very far.”

“Would you like to know the secret to healthy rose bushes,” I asked, knowing that she would not like the answer.

“Do tell!”

Grin. “Blood.”

The customer paused, waiting for me to say that I was kidding. But I wasn’t so it never came. She became nervous.

And before I could explain that blood meal is a common soil fixer and fertilizer, she put her hands up, spun around and said-

“Bye.”

You want to know the secrets to a beautiful garden? You better be prepared for some weird shit.

traegorn

Well someone felt like being the ominous witch in the small, mysterious shop today.

…also, tomatoes like blood too.

cannibalcoalition

My interest in plants extends beyond ‘oh look a pretty flower’ and straight into ‘plants are fucking metal.’

Evidently, you’re supposed to plant garlic in the same places as your roses because the garlic will repel a rose-specific aphid.

So what I’m saying is that between the romantic symbolism of the rose, the bloodmeal in the soil, and the fresh garlic all over the place-

You could really set yourself up for an encounter with some VERY pissed vampires.

sans--seraph

Roses really love banana skins, too. Just… stick one in there before you plant a rose bush or spronkle around one that’s already in the ground. They’ll adore you.

cannibalcoalition

Mmm… blood banana.

fattyatomicmutant

I made tiny ass Home Depot Petunias blossom like magic that they’re nearly overtaking the trellises.

How did I accomplish this?

Once a week I bury a small amount of leftover meat in the soil.

cannibalcoalition

My morning glories loved the crap out of the charred chicken bones I gave them. They’re already an enthusiastic plant, but the blooms I had this year were extraordinary.

wolverinequeen

I’m rebooting this post to be more informative. I have offended some people and was called out as racist for rewriting comments these people made without a screen shot and I am sorry I had come off as racist to those who were offended and I will be more careful. I honestly didn’t know that re writing things they have said would have been an issue. I now provided a screen shot.

This guy breeds “Exotic Bullies”, his goal is to get them to resemble actual toads. Hence the name of his kennel. Like most bully breeders, he does far too direct inbreeding of siblingXsibling and ParentXoffspring to achieve their grossly deformed bodies in litters. They are sold at outrageous prices, as if they are nothing more than luxury cars…

Most of his dogs and puppies - as provided in the pictures- cannot even stand for long periods of time. As you can see in the pictures, these are their “Confirmation/Stacked” pictures. Notice that most are flopped onto their hips? Well they cannot stand too long. They have been so grossly bred that normal movements are impossible. However, as us with a wide knowledge on animal care and breeding ethics know, this is terrible. It’s downright abuse and cruelty. The screen shot I provided shows how these people who follow the breeder’s page are totally oblivious to the obvious cruelty. Calling the puppies “All Bone and Dome” and leaving dollar signs in the litter pictures.

One of the saddest things is, he is only one of MANY others who do this.

bookmark-extraordinaire

Ok, I know I’ve got like, two followers but THIS is one of the few things that actively disgust me. Don’t do this. And if you know someone who would like a puppy like this, DISCOURAGE THEM. These are not healthy dogs. They’re basically committed to a life of suffering in the name of an “aesthetic” or something. It’s inhumane and frankly, horrible.